What NOT to do, Pt. 1
Dec. 22nd, 2006 @ 08:47 am
|Date:||December 22nd, 2006 11:05 pm (UTC)|| |
There are three ways to handle the situation:
1. Be more loving, kind, use more lube, try not to look at the clock while you wait another hour for him to loosen up and relax.
2. Get hyper aggressive, pin his legs open with your massive arms and order him to "Don't fucking move" in your most manly voice.
3. Post about the problem on LJ and wait for all of the uber-talented bottoms to present themselves.
Re 1: This can be effective, but once you've already done the foreplay thing, getting to the point that this is an issue can be frustrating. I am not a patient person. :P
Re 2: I'll save this for my stand-up comedy routine.
Re 3: ...surprisingly effective...
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