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What NOT to do, Pt. 1


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Date:December 23rd, 2006 04:56 am (UTC)

Re: *Pops out of lurkerdom* Umm...

*Clears throat* Well. Whew. Damn, after reading that post, I feel like I need a cigarette or something. Just as a suggestion, maybe being THE gay male "romance novel" writer (a la Danielle Steele) would be a very profitable and fun side job for you in the future, because... DAMN! How the hell did you make the above explanatory passages sounds so damn appealing?! Also, I very much appreciate your clarification. I think it wasn't just me who was a tad confused about exactly who was squeezing what in the scenario you described. I think what happens in that situation is that you were perhaps going a bit too deep or too fast into the boy and he experienced a slight colon jab? I seem to recall a similar experience with the well-endowed ex who wanted to play make-believe that his penis was a rocket ship and my colon was the stratosphere layer that blocked his path to his Happy!Space. If you're the type who likes to deep thrust, perhaps having him on his side and you spooning him would be a more beneficial position; in the standard missionary position, the rectum and colon is slightly bent by the position of the body, so when you try to sneak your rod beyond the fold, it could be very uncomfortable for the bottom.

Oh, yeah. Before I forget, what's the best way to schedule a test drive? =P I wouldn't mind being a test subject to figure out all the best positions and tactics for your specific set-up.
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Date:December 23rd, 2006 11:10 pm (UTC)

Re: *Pops out of lurkerdom* Umm...

haha :) I'd like to think that I'm more gentle than that... but I can get a little over excited, so probably hold some blame for the Happy!Space thought...

We're currently not accepting test-drive requests because of pending possibilities with a future leasee. :)
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