KuteLuvr (kuteluvr) wrote,
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Public stoning anyone...?

How much could I pay to watch a public stoning of various levels of airport staff?

I was released from a job in Phoenix early... so I figured I could get a standby flight. No problem... My flight is at 5:00pm, and there appears to be a standby flight at 11:24am. PERFECT! ...no  bags to check... I could just walk into the gate. it's 10:45 now... gotta rush...

United ticket chick says its not their flight... It's a US Airways flight... sure... they codeshare all the time... but they won't put me on that flight because they would lose revenue. But wait... if you pay us $75 to print a REAL ticket (as opposed to an e-ticket), US Airways will take that as payment. Do that? Pay $75? SURE! She even checked US Airways

10:55... hopping on the shuttle to get 2 terminals down...  still 30 minutes to flight... I can TOTALLY make it... security line is short... walk up to the counter...

11:01... "Oh... I'd love to put you on the flight... but our computers lock us out of the check-in process 30 minutes before departure... and the flight's not late. I can't put you on it. Sorry!"

11:15... "Well... we can put you on the 1:55pm... sorry... no... we won't refund the $75... thats money in our pocket and we don't care enough about you.

11:20... "TSA doesn't allow bottles larger than 3oz for carry-on... yours are 3.3oz... do you want to check your bag or would you like me to throw away your $30 in skin and haircare product?"

I KNEW I should have flown southwest...
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