?

Log in

No account? Create an account
 

drip drip drip - The highs and lows of KuteLuvr

About drip drip drip

Previous Entry drip drip drip Sep. 28th, 2004 @ 10:16 pm Next Entry
Words to the Wise: Don't buy this bottle
Don't confuse what I'm saying... if you like the product, then by all means, buy it... personally, it's my fave... I'm saying don't buy the BOTTLE, not the product.

Unlike the "light" (blue bottle), which seems to stay in it's place quite nicely, this stuff drips. Use it, and an hour after you're done you find a nice little puddle of lube waiting for you. It appears that the pump spout keeps a little bit of the stuff in it and as it sits, it slowly leaks out and drips on whatever it happens to be sitting on. And it's silicone... so it's not as though it comes off very easy.

So, don't buy this bottle. It's a total, messy pain in the ass. (no pun intended)
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
Leave a comment
[User Picture Icon]
From:micahblitz
Date:September 28th, 2004 10:29 pm (UTC)
(Link)
I'll keep that in mind. I tend to use good ol' KY Jelly for that stuff.
[User Picture Icon]
From:kuteluvr
Date:September 29th, 2004 08:44 am (UTC)
(Link)
Ewwww... KY is the WORST. You need to be introduced to some real gay-ness and high quality products ;) (nice SeanCody icon ;)
[User Picture Icon]
From:micahblitz
Date:September 29th, 2004 10:12 am (UTC)
(Link)
Ah ha...well I remember once this guy used some sort of $100 silicon stuff. It didn't require much and it worked like a charm. Th eonly problem was that it stains if put on carpet and stuff.

Myabe I should take a ran to a local sex store. ID is good too, no?
[User Picture Icon]
From:kuteluvr
Date:September 29th, 2004 10:59 am (UTC)
(Link)
Well, for the record, I use the $100 silicone stuff (which is what the original post was about, actually). I love it... it's slick, doesn't get sticky, never dries out, and has a moisturizing side-effect. However, you're right, it stains EVERYTHING (but we all have a set of sex sheets, right? ;)...

Opinions may vary... get the little little bottle of whatever's out there and play with it. Wet Light is my personal fave of water based products.

If you do try the silicone stuff, make SURE you get the afterwash... it's the only thing that gets the shit off...
[User Picture Icon]
From:micahblitz
Date:September 29th, 2004 12:12 pm (UTC)
(Link)
Is this solely for anal play or do you use the same products for masturbating (if you use lube at all)?
[User Picture Icon]
From:kuteluvr
Date:September 29th, 2004 04:25 pm (UTC)
(Link)
hrm... I think that's getting a bit more personal than I want to go in this thread... ;)
[User Picture Icon]
From:davidology
Date:September 28th, 2004 11:26 pm (UTC)
(Link)
as convenient as they may be, I stay away from the large bottles with pumps. I'm concerned it may send the wrong uhm... message. :-P
[User Picture Icon]
From:soundofthemoon
Date:September 29th, 2004 12:16 am (UTC)
(Link)
Nothing gets a boy exited like tossing the words "large" and "pump" together in a sentence about anal sex =)

I've found the important criteria for lube packaging are something that you won't drop when your hands are slippery, and won't make a mess when someone rolls over on it in bed. But yeah, the jumbo economy size could send the wrong message. I once saw a 5-gallon bucket of some lube product called Elbow Grease that sent me running from the Pleasure Chest at warp 9.5... Some things I'm better off not knowing.
[User Picture Icon]
From:kuteluvr
Date:September 29th, 2004 08:48 am (UTC)
(Link)
Dripping aside, the thing I like about the pump version is that it accomplishes both of those tasks with pumping action... it's just the drip that sucks. But yeah... have you ever tried to open one of those pop-up lids of Glide while your hands were goopy?! IMPOSSIBLE.
[User Picture Icon]
From:kuteluvr
Date:September 29th, 2004 08:46 am (UTC)
(Link)
Well, I've got a BF, so there's no one I'm worried about getting the wrong impression. However, because of above-said problem, I've refilled a smaller bottle I emptied (Wet water-based watermellon flavor... ick) and am using that instead. The pump can stay safely off where it's incessant dripping can't hurt anyone ;)
(Leave a comment)
Top of Page Powered by LiveJournal.com