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From:salacious_pop
Date:November 17th, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC)
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OMG! You win at the internets today for this post. SOMA Golds has a high enough hot fag % that some of the 20 yos get buck nekkid too.. it's just a matter of odds. The fat super old guys still out number them though. I've definitely become more confident as I get older.. maybe that just continues into the golden years :) We need to get the 70s to switch their brashness with the skaterttwinks modesty :P

This reminds me of a locker room phenomenon that I've named "the mountain goat syndrome". This is when some old dude stands with one knee up on the bench and reads the newspaper or watches the overhead TV. Gravity and age does unpleasant things to ones genitalia... while you don't always see the horror hanging from underneath... WHAT THE FUCK? PUT YOUR LEG DOWN AND PUT A TOWEL ON, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????

The guys who sit bare assed on the bench also ick me out, as do the ones who go into a bathroom stall totally naked and take a shit. If people want to take their towel off at the urinal so they an pee, I don't care (it means they areant doing it in the shower room), but shitting while naked? No.

There are some exhibitionists with either amazing bodies or gigantic wangs (and horrible everything else) who do the towel-over-the-shoulder thing when walking to the shower room.. you learn to tune it out. I am so focused on getting my workout in and getting the hell out of there that I don't really notice when everyone else is doing... unless they are very very very hot and stand there naked, then sure that's what the wall mirrors are for :P
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From:kuteluvr
Date:November 17th, 2005 07:36 pm (UTC)
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Wanna know something funny? I totally had you in mind when I wrote this... not necessarily because of the content... but I was aiming at a salacious_pop-level of comedy and sarcasm... your approval is appreciated... you consistently have some of the most enjoyable posts I read. :)
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From:salacious_pop
Date:November 17th, 2005 07:53 pm (UTC)
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Yay OMG

*throws naked fat guys in towels and gold chains at you*


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